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Claymore Ep 2: Black Card (No this ain’t gonna turn into Yu-Gi-Oh)

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Episode 2 made me realize 2 things: one, as I suspected the OP is growing into me; and two, Clare has short hair. ( My turn on is short hair girls, as the poor guys of AB.net unfortunely know…), so she makes my new Moe target.


“Ah, I spilled the tomato juice…”

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Looking for Image Headers: Got Talent?

As you can see, my current headers are kinda…..limited. So, what is the best way to solve a problem you got low skills to work it out? Outsorcing. ( Actually it’s more like I’ll have less work to do…)

So, if you have some photoshopping skills and want to contribute to to the blog, this is your chance.

Requirements

- Header needs to be a Jpeg with 780 x 200 dimensions.
- It needs to be Anime/Manga related. Black and whie works will be accepted but preference goes to colors.
- Needs to have Extrange is Metrosexual title inserted on it. Be careful to not interfere with the bottom page markers.
- You can insert you nick/name on it , but it can’t occupy a ridiculous spacae of the image.
- You may send them to Extrange email. add to the subject: Moe, GAR or random according to the image you are sending.
- Last, Safe for Work Material, echii is acceptable but don’t abuse it.

Yes, I am Metrosexual [Random]

I’m tired of everybody asking me if I’m metrosexual so I gonna do something your normal bloggers dare to do: post a real life photo of me.

Now make your assumptions: I’ll just say Im 22, single, Portuguese and looking for a girlfriend who doesn’t have complexes about bondage and cosplaying.

Claymore Ep 1: GARMoe.


This is my first series who is going to be episode blogged, so take care of me while I pop my cherry.

Summary

( Don’t expect a long wall of text retelling each move and turn the anime goes from my part; why read it when you can see the real thing?)

This first ep introduces us 2 main concepts of the series: Yomas, man eating monsters capable of assuming the human shape of their victimss, making them almost undetectable and Claymores, women who turned themselfs in hybrids: half-human, half-Yoma. Not having a name, the population calls them by the swords they carry with them.
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Why Are Lolis Moe?

I’m a Loli!

The spirit is weak. Everyone as faced a situation in manga or anime when we see a cute loli and think ” God , I know she (is only/looks like) 10 years old but I would XXX her…” (one of my theories is 90% of the AB.net people are lolicons. The other 10% are shotacons.)

But why we feel attracted to them? You look to the real life counterpart and don’t get the same attraction (thank god . =.=U ). First let’s look at our subject target: The Anime Loli.
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All Your Lolis Are Belong To Us


Fap Made Me Lose My Eye.

In A.D. 2007 fap was beginning.

Otaku:
What happen?

Mangaka:
Somebody set up us the blog.

Blogger:
We get download.

Otaku:
What!

Operator:
Main screen turn on.

Otaku:
It’s you!!

Neko:
How are you gentlemen!! All your lolis are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Otaku:
What you say!!

Cats:
You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha…

Operator:
Captain!!

Otaku:
Take off every doujin!! You know what you doing. Move doujin. For great justice.

DJ Max Portable [Psp Game]


DJMax Portable Cover

I’m crazy for rhythm music video games. Doesn’t matter if you need to use a dancing pad (Dance Dance Revolution, Pump It Up), press key buttons (Beatmania, Para Para), fiddle on your guitar pad (Guitar Hero) or even press your NDS screen with your stylus (Elite Beat Agent), and requires to do it in rhythm to the music; te most probable is already played it. I’ve even played those obscures Beatmania Anime versions for Game Boy. Try playing Lupin III opening in the squeaky wavy sound of the GB…..it ain’t pretty.

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Server is Dead, Long Live the Server. [Random]

For those familiar with AB.net blogs, you know the main server has suffered some serious troubles. But after hiring 35 monkeys and Impz , they finaly fixed them using chewing gum, monkey poo and Guncannon private stash of Green Loli pictures. This means Extrange Is Metrosexual can now proceed his interstellar travel of Moé propagation and reviews. (No I’m not drunk or smoked, sleep deprivation is the cause of my temporay insanity.)

Random Wallpaper: The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi

Time for another wallpaper, this time Haruhi related. This wallpaper was made by HyDr@, from Hydra-Art.net

Need to see something less……moé for the next days or I’ll never sleep again this week. Guess it’s time for me to see Nanoha A’s.

Why you are a Haruhiist?

Last year has been a busy year in personal terms, having almost no time for seeing stuff like Anime or Prison Break, so I’ve been updating myself these couple of months on what I’ve lost. Finished seeing The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya a week ago and surprisingly, even after being spoiled on the plot and seeing it in chronological order….I feel I’m becoming an Haruhiist.

But how the hell this show has managed to capture my attention and interest when, on the first look, seems equal to so many Anime’s out there? After a while thinking, I managed to make a small list of factors who I think contributed to turn it into a worldwide craze.

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