Extrange Is Metrosexual

The Master And His Pet.

After doing Why Are Loli’s Moe? , this article kinda spontaneous generated itself. Afterall, if everyone appreciated my intrinsic analysis of Loli Moeness, why not do the same with their natural counterparts, MILF’s.

Definition Of MILF

So what is a Milf? It is the acronym of Mother I’d Like to Fsck. (This term was relatively unknown until it was used in the film “American Pie”. Incidentally, the same movie raised the accidents cases of dessert related penis burns and flute jamming .).
Actually, the term Milf has a more broad sense: it is used to describe females in the range of 30-50 years old and more recently, to describe older versions of characters . like the cases of Fate and Nanoha from Nanoha StrikerS and Miruku from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.)

Generally, the normal MILF has several common factors: they have a more mature clothing style, a motherly personality and a bigger breast size than the other characters. Believe it or not, the breast size actually adds up to their motherly figure. This look is the basis of the theories I’ll explain next. One huge factor for being MILF: she needs to look hawt. ( Demi Moore is a MILF; Hillary Clinton isn’t.)

Mom and Hawt Aren’t An Oxymoron.

Theory A: Biological View

As I mentioned in the previous article,we are geneticaly programmed to have certain behavior patterns. And guess what? Love/attraction for motherly figures is also in that encoding. Which makes sense, since in the wild, a cub needs to be linked to his mother to have better chances of survival. When we grow, that link doesn’t disappear, the focus is merely deviated to other women. That’s why we tend to like women with traces who remind our mothers.

Theory B : Psychological View

Again, our little friend Sigmund Freud has theories who can explain it and it’s again sexually related. The well known Oedipus Complex implies that as we grow up, we have a period where we want to kill our father and love our mother. So our fondness for MILF’s may be latent residues from that complex.

Theory C: Sociological View

One thing that we gain as common sense is : older women have more experience. So the fact that we have a finished, already trained product instead of a out of the “factory” who needs a manual attached. Dating a MILF is even considered a sign of status quo in today’s society. All of this contributes to change our tastes and preferences. One example of this phenomenom is seen on mannequins of clothe stores: since the 20’s to our days where we can see our ideal of a perfect woman is fickle. Another thing to be considered is the increase on the number of MILF’s thanks to advance in cosmetics, beauty care and plastic surgery.

Theory D: Otaku View

MILF’s are Moe because they are damm hawt.

And there we go, another matter explained. If you have any more subjects you would like an explanation or analysis from me, just leave your suggestion in comments.

PS: Can you believe how hard it is to get SWF Anime/Manga Milf pics??? I’ve spent 3 days to get only 1…